|frosty fingers all up in my rolls
||[Mar. 23rd, 2005|11:22 pm]
|||||spring break shark attack||]|
the month of march is.....has been but a cliche......MADNESS
i figure i gotta put this shit down, or else i won't remember, and i like updating this bitch no matter how much of a loser you think i am, well when i remember to update.
lets see...march first, fuck if i know, i don't remember, what i do remember was
on friday march 4th
i hung out with my buddies, and won a kickass game of poker. We were getting ready for tomorrow when the bachelor partying will begin the following day
saturday march 5th
i went with my boys to winsor to get drunk and gamble, where i won some 11-12 dollars(canadian) Then headed to a strip club where i spent at least 4 hours...and OH shit i just remembered that i later at my hotel room i gave a girl my number while she gave me a cigarette, she is from E.L. and thats all i remember, then she complemented me on my hair, but who doesn't...but the next day
sunday march 6th
we rode back into the good'ol US of A like fucking sailers from a long voyage on the sea, and ate some kickass BD's Mon-Gon BBQ. Although it wasn't such a good idea after all cause it gave me gas, and gas with a tummy full of beer and spicey stir-fry was not the way to go with a car full of dudes. But there isn't much you can do when all your bro's are singing the great malinko...ha'ha'HA'HA
whichs takes me to later on that night where i hung out with Ian and drank some more and slept in his sleeping bag, where the next day...
monday march 7th
we took a ride with ben to detroit, where the had some creative differences with royce, so we drank our troubles away in alvins where boose, squid, and juice hosted us to a well being.
tuesday march 8th
was the infamous photo shoot where i was the photographer and i took many crappy pictures of straping young lads which ultimatle ended us up at the capital where none other than Sr.Sauter was there to greet us and acompany us to not only more infamous vanerman pics, but ian and i had the pleasure of eating my kins poison. then we went our seperate ways. but later on during the day i worked, and after work i got stoned with some hotties from work where then i decieded to chill tomorrow
wedensday march 9th
i think just worked today, cause i really don't remember anyhing other than that on this day but the following day
thursday march 10th
i told them bitches at work that i wasn't gonna go in so that i can catch some seriously good tunes at macs with the ermans the tease and all my home boys and girls that i hang with on such nights, of coarse we theios-it-up and i did my usual hungryman stance.
friday march 11th
was the infamous day before the wedding, i ran around with the groom and picked up my tux and ate some ruby tuesdays, then went to rehersal, then to FINELYS!?!?! where the rehersal dinner was at, and i showed off my kickass phlask to everyone there and i also said my goodbye and good luck to a good man named AL. *oh shit i went to jasons this night to i just added*later that night i got trashed and i didn't get up until about
saturday march 12th
12:00pm which i ended up getting the groom a little late for his own wedding cause i was his ride. then at the wedding i did my usher raymond thing, then at the reception i danced and drank like i have never danced and drank before, i beleive i pasted out once, and was the only guy doing the cha-cha slide if that gives you a hint of my well-being. then i ended up getting "dirty" later on that night.
sunday march 13th
was more like a bad headache rapped in a stomache ache with a hint of failing liver. I think i just stayed at home and sleept the whole time, but i don't remember doing anything after words
monday march 14th
i believe was a shitty day at work and i cleaned my room abit then prepared my self for another weak ass day at ork
tuesday march 15th
i worked all day then was invited to the crazy cooky st. pattys day celebration at jakes on thursday. So i worked my ass off some more, and talked mr. sandman into telling me a lylaby
wedensday march 16th
i worked all day again, made more eniemes and shook the crime stick at the ones i loved. i believe i stayed up playing need for speed this night or was it the night before, i don't remember.
thursday march 17th st. patties day
i worked in the morning then headed to jakes where i got wasted again, hung out with my cock out and toasted the night away with irish dittis and met a really hot slutty mexican girl whom i forgot her name as well but she invited me to some frat party the next night, but little did she knew i had some very important government business to do the next day
friday march 18th
my brother in arms, cale called me up and we went to novi where we dropped off "how to" tax forms to libraries and chated up the shit, and listen to leaked albums and gave our two cents on them. I picked up a new jacket and shirt. after 5 hours on the road we went to shoelaces show, and then to east lansing where i paid a dollar to lose my hat and talk to krohn, and then back to shoelaces jam, then to the fleetwood to eat and further our screenplay with out title
saturday march 19th
i sleept all day then reallized i left my phone in my car where i missed a bunch of calls and responded to one of the messages which was the invited from my boy ryan to a party out at the dorms. where needless to say i got drunk again from left over keg beer, which was green, and i was being hitting on from some fatties so my boy saved me and i left and we just crashed at his place.
sunday march 20th
i worked all day again and i believe i sleept even more later that night
monday march 21st
i went to apples with ben and listen to great jams like, your an ocean, some billy shakespear song, and some moby jam, body rock then i went to work.
tuesday march 22nd
ran around did some erruns and then i attempted to clean my room, but i at some really good chinnese food
wedensday march 23rd
i worked today then went home and watched american idol, then hoped on this bad boy and decieded to update but during my up date i got three calls and one of the was from ben and i gotta go to the fleetwood where i will tell him about me going to lunch on
thursday march 24th
with cale then maybe hanging out with my cus carlos then
friday march 25th
catch a cup of joe with kristen, and maybe during these days or later ones i will hang out with you unitl then.....